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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The American Art of Decluttering Before You Die

Messie Condo
4.1
(360)
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Pages
192
Year
2023
Language
English
Publisher
Skyhorse

About

Free yourself and your family from the f**king clutter before you croak!

Inspired by “The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning”, “Nobody Wants Your Sh*t” will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you'll actually want to use.

Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You'll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there's no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f**king mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you'll learn how to:

• ditch the d*mn indecision
• get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
• give your busy family a f**king break
• and more!

Whether you're getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, “Nobody Wants Your Sh*t” will help you take control of your f**king life.

Related Subjects

  • Cleaning, Caretaking & Organizing
  • House & Home
  • Adult Nonfiction
  • Death, Grief, Bereavement
  • Self-Help
  • Parodies
  • Form
  • Humor
  • Happiness
  • Personal Growth
  • Hoarding
  • Compulsive Behavior

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